Philosophikal Phunnies!

The Will to Apple Juice

Totentantz Reflux

Did an edition of twenty 20-layer silkscreen prints in three days.
20 prints for sale!

Passtimes

Passing time on the bus home.

Sure to Win your Hearts

Sail Hatin'!

Everything I Ate on Thursday

CHEMICICAL BOULLION CUBES

MASCULINE FASHION

It's the next best thing to Cinco™ Mouth Decorations®!

LEVITICUS 19:28

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Retina-Scorching Majesty

Hey kids, I know, I've been neglecting you. Busy times as of late such as zine fairs and shows that I should've been telling you about all this time, my bad.

But hey! Don't look so glum! Have some fresh hot paintings!


This is a Putrefactre. It is the acid-spitting, thunder-shitting spirit of decay.



This is WART HOG, named after the song by Dee Dee Ramone and also a tribute to his neon spraypaint-and-ink style of painting.



And here's an old one I finally took a [half]decent picture of.

These are all for sale if you're looking to trade some of that useless cash of yours for hi-class, quality original art, and really, who wouldn't?!

NEW ALBUM COVERS

Here's whut I been bizzy with the past little while, my childrens.
Firstoff we got a quick n dirty ransom-style cover for an upcoming release by screeching Victoria shock-punkz Lesbian Fist Magnet




And here's the cover of One Way Streets, an upcoming album from Call Before You Dig, my buddy's band currently based in Edmonton, with a flowing, sometimes ecstatic sometimes slow and writhing sound.


Klikken fur der Biggen.

Here's the inside cover for One Way Streets





Both these albums should be out by the end of summer so KEEP YER EARS PEELED hounddoggs.

Paintings

If for some arbitrary reason you can't make it to the show at the Chapel, here's a sampling of what I'm hanging there.
The show's still up for another few weeks so GIT ON DOWN they're open thursday nights.

MAY 27th! GO SEE MAH PAINTINS N' SITCH!

On May 27th [a week from now numbskull] I'm hanging ten pieces in this rokkenroll artshow which opens tonight.
I'll be contributing a buncha new paintings, some drawings and general emetics of all kinds. GO TO CHAPEL ARTS on Gore n Hastings or therabouts to look at cool art and listen to cool music? SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!

BLACK BILE #7 FINALLY OUT

That's right squids!
After long last the pieces of the latest seeping issue of BLACK BILE have fallen into place! Available for the first time in two formats: Regular and Deluxe!
Here's the regular cover fer alla youse downtrodden proletariats:


And the maleficent majesty of the full colour poison bottle cover, hand-screened by Rat Samsa himself!



Standard 2.50 for the regular, the screened cover version is $10-- a bit of a hike but it's HAND MADE ART, MAAAAAN.

Wherin I Undergo the 5 Stages of Corporeal Decomposition!

Welp. May as well just come out and say it.
I died, folks.

New Patches!

So I've hit anothe jag of cutting stencils during sizable portions of my free time; here are the results.







If you're interested in buying any patches, email mjsamsa@gmail.com for a full list! I'm poor!

SERIOUS POLITICAL CARTOON

My Reputation Precedes Me